Remember when I mentioned coming to Arizona might not be the wisest thing? Well, if I didn’t think they could make Arizona sound any more hill-billy, or the pre- civil war, some of the big wigs have been contemplating diving Arizona into TWO states. Yup. the fact that Arizona is broke, or the that we are in a law suit with the Government, anything that is somewhat important is obviously not even close to being on the top of some goverment officials minds, because, splitting Arizona into TWO states I guess is more important? You don’t believe me? Thats okay, I really didn’t believe it first when I heard it on the news, until I did some research on it this morning. http://tucsoncitizen.com/view-from-baja-arizona/2011/02/25/americas-51st-state-movement-starts-to-free-baja-arizona/?replytocom=9270 People are seriously considering this, although, I’m sure its people who have tons of money and nothing better to do then consider this idea. They even have a facebook page, we all know that means they are serious… I’ll get really nervous when they break out the twitter. http://www.facebook.com/startourstate
I asked my husband if it did happen, would he want to go on vacation to the new Baja Arizona, he really didn’t sound to thrilled about it, I don’t blame him, traveling from one state of stupid people to another state filled with even more stupid people just doesn’t sound like a fun vacation. Seriously, if this even goes through legislation and if the civil servants that we voted in and pay for even consider this as something legitimate then we should fire them all. Give ‘em the old heave-ho and vote in a first grade class because they would be more practical with our money and time.
I still have this horrible cold, or whatever it is. I think its some form of plague that only effects me. I swore this morning I sounded like Joan Rivers on steroids, its insane, I hate it. I hate the fact that I could blow my nose all day long and the only thing I will end up with is a sore nose. But really, its the fact that I sound like Joan Rivers on steroids that I hate so much. My husband doesn’t think I do, but I think he kinda thinks Joan Rivers might be kinda hot, so it possibly could be some kind of weird fetish he could have.
Since we are on the subject about my dear husband, (lovingly known as the Bob-o-sourus by his members.) there should be some things that are explained so one could understand this rare creature. If you think he might be being sarcastic, but your not sure, have no fear, he is being a smart-ass. Don’t be fooled by his preppy dressing as his casual flip flops, deep down under that Wisconsin tan he is gangsta’ gangsta. I don’t mean that he goes rolling through the hood sippen on Gin and Juice, but he can rock our Saturn stereo with that thug lovin beats from some top hip hop artists. He likes his hot sauce and jalapenos and pops those antacids like I pop m&m’s. He’s smoother the T.I’s Crunk Juice ( which is a actual drink… Red-bull and hennessy.) and frome what I was told, could play the cello with the best of ‘em. So, if you have any needs, Give Mr. Stojakovic a call. ( Yup, I shamelessly plugged him and Allstate. I sure did.)
I’m not sure how this day is going to roll out, I do know I probably will be at the beck of call of my child, and probably will yell at the dogs a few times, then spoil them with treats and debate what kind of dinner I can subject my dear husband too. Don’t forget to spay and neauter your pets and always adopt instead of puppy mills, and don’t support Baja Arizona… it just makes no sense.